#I’m in water oh shit wait I started using third person pronouns and went to first uhmmm

[fandomlifechoseme]

ndbwhs for the your name fic(if you do decide to do it ofc) can you use female pronouns? unless you prefer any other i don't mind

SO SORRY That this took so long! I had already wrote this and it was ready to go but my laptop restarted and I lost all of my drafts 😢 

This won’t follow the exact story line but I hope you like it none the less!

Huh? my chest feels lighter. I sit up in my bed to analyse my body. Well what I thought was my body

“AHHH!!!” I was most definitely not in my usual female body. I was in a teenage boys body. This must be a dream then. I pinch myself hard and I didn’t wake up. Strange. As I was considering my options I hear the door open and a rooster headed man walks in

“AH! WHO ARE YOU?” Oh shit my voice is different too. He looks very confused and shakes his hand in front of my face.

“You’ve already tried that trick before Kenma. It didn’t work then and it wont work now” Huh? this boy’s name is Kenma. Kenma what? I decide in a split second decision that I’m going to roll with this. I must be dreaming so it can’t hurt. I stand up quickly and it felt like all water in my-no Kenma’s body went straight to his bladder. Shit. 

“How do I pee?” I ask the rooster man. 

“wut” 

“How do I pee with a penis?”

“You’re not Kenma. Are you?”

“No. I’m Y/n L/n. How do I pee?”

“I’m not giving you a demonstration but I’ll tell you what to do”

After the quick dilemma this morning the day continues. The Rooster man (Who I found out was named Kuroo) would walk me to my classes and point to where I was sitting. Then the bell rang to go to out club activities. The Rooster man said Kenma was a setter on the Nekoma team. 

“Oh! Good! I’m a manager of the Karasuno volleyball team. This shouldn’t be too hard!” His face was priceless. 

“KARASUNO! OUR SWORN RIVALS?! TELL ME THEIR SECRETS!” I laugh and pretend to zip up my mouth. He smacks the back of my head and we walk into the Gym. APPARENTLY it was a joint training day so the members of Fukurodani were there too. 

“Kenma isn’t feeling well so he’s going to sit out on today’s practice match” He obviously thinks I can’t set. Humph. I mean he is right but way to assume Rooster man. Great. Now every ones eyes are on me. I quickly turn away.

A short boy comes over to check on me and it takes a few seconds to even realise he’s talking to me.

“Kenma? Are you okay? do you need to go home?” I’d love to but Rooster Man knows where I live and I do not.

“I’m fine” Shit I’m gonna go out on a limb here.

“Senpai” now his face is shocked. Shit is he a first year? Or a second year like me? I shouldn’t of assumed that just because he keeps beating that first year that he-

“Senpai? I knew I’d earn that from you one day Kenma. Yaku-Senpai! I like the sound of that!” OH this Kenma fella doesn’t like to call people formalities, Got it.  After the practice match was over I memorised everyone’s names. That’s the best part about volleyball is names are being shouted over and over. I learnt that the first year Yaku-Senpai keeps beating up is named Lev. I learnt that the other third year was named Kai. I learnt a few of  Fukurodani’s names too. Like Akaashi and Bokuto. 

While I was lost in thought Akaashi approached me.

“Kenma-san are you okay?” Dam. he’s pretty. 

“I’m fine Akaashi” No formalities 

“KENMA! I’M HEADING OFF! YOU SHOULD COME TOO!” I wave goodbye to Handsome Akaashi and follow Rooster Man outside. As we were walking back to ‘my’ house Rooster Man asked me many questions

“So do you like Volleyball?” 

“I love watching it”

By the time we got back it was very dark so I just collapsed on my bed and fell asleep.

“WAKEY WAKEY Y/N OR KENMA!!!” Huh. Am I still in Kenma’s bo-Nope I have boobs. The person trying to wake me was Tanaka and Nishinoya

“Ryu, Nishi it’s me! I’m not Kenma!” I get tackled into hugs. 

“Ok! What happened yesterday” They both go into deep detail. Ryu added sound affects while Nishi acted everything out. 

“Well That was weird. I’m glad it’s over”

The next day

“KENMA! WAKE UP!” dammit.

“Rooster man I’m Back!” 

“dammit”

The Next Month

Kenma and I switch body’s every second day. I got so used to this that I started practising my setting so I can be an asset to the teams. Kenma started leaving me notes. I don’t know why but these notes always brought a smile to my face. He was more considerate than I had expected. One note he left said

‘We have a doctor appointment today, So I bought you that book that you said you wanted to read so you won’t be bored’ I left my number at his desk one day and we began texting rather than just leaving notes. Let’s just say I really liked him. 

Walking into practice everyone was gathering around Takeda-Sensei.

“Whats going on?” I ask Daichi-Senpai

“We have a practice match with a team called Nekoma, this time next week” I squeal louder than I expected.

“Oh! Sorry! I know the Captain and setter, So I’m a little excited!” I send Ryu and Nishi a knowing glance. I grab my phone and text the group chat with Kuroo, Kenma, Ryu and Nishi.

‘Yo!!! We’re having a practice match with you guys next week!’

‘Yeah! We Just Got The News Too! Gonna Be Great To Chat To You Without Looking At Kenma’

‘cool’

Without even realising time flew by. The day before the practice match was when they started to head over to Karasuno. Which meant Kenma missed out on all the driving. We already planned to meet up after we arrived so when we got there I sent Kenma a quick text.

‘Yo! we’re here! Wanna meet at the cafe down the road?’

‘deal’

“YO Rooster Man lets go!”

 “I told you to stop calling me that Y/n-Girl?” I poke my tongue at him and we head off to the cafe. 

“hey! a table for... five! please!” We get seated and we wait.

“That’s them” Kenma or Me? points to us and lets just say when I saw them I was nervous. 

“Hey!” I gave a small wave and I awkwardly stuck out my hand and went to shake Kenmas? but the second we touched I felt a surge of power and I blacked out.

“KENMA? ARE YOU OK?” huh? I look at my hands and they were small and dainty again.

“I’m me?”

“Y/N?” so it turns out we switched back. I stood up and saw Kenma looking at his hands. 

“Y/n? are you... you?” I nod. He walks over to me and grabs my hand. When our eyes met I realised how close we were. 

“can. can I kiss you?”

“YES... I mean Yeah sure”

Our lips met in a sweet kiss. This definitely was a moment to remember.

AHA! I’M DONE WITH IT!! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT MY CHILDREN!

[sassysweetstories]

Diamond in the Rough // 4

Summary: you’re an androgynous woman who has a rather groggy voice. due to your social anxiety and shy nature, you refuse to let your beautiful, sexy voice free. that is until you do something that might lead you down a dangerous path.

Ship: Shawn Mendes x Fem!Reader, Harry Styles x Fem!Reader

Warnings: angst, swearing, vulgar words, fluff, fighting, smut etc.

Notes: none of these gifs are mine, credit to the owners.

Tagged: @bailey-hoover @kiralivelove @thalia-prior-of-ravenclaw@anamcg317bellasett @queentiffanyyy @archer-whovian-violinist@beingmadinwonderland@princessisabelle19 @violence-and-velvet @lachicadelamanzana

Third P.O.V

Almost two weeks pass and Shawn has yet to give up much to (Y/n)’s dismay. She just wants him out of her life, away from her bubble and to just focus but once she thinks he’s gone, he pops out of no where with those big stupid chocolate brown eyes of his. That morning (Y/n) sat in the recording studio, jotting down notes and intonations when Shawn and Andrew walked in. She doesn’t even try to hide her disgust anymore, finally owning the voice she’d been given. “I thought we were meeting in private, Andrew. Don’t you know that children aren’t aloud to play in the studio.” 

Her comebacks are viscous at this point, not a care in the world and though Shawn should hate hit, it riles him up even more. Even turns him on when she’s so snarky. Andrew ignores their childlike bickering even though he takes pride in how much she’s grown and sits in the lounge chair with a fake huff. “He said he wanted to watch us go over some music stuff and he doesn’t have a meeting until later. I said he could check it out.” 

(Y/n) rolls her eyes again before picking up one of the guitars, strumming carefully until the rest of her crew walk in. She wasn't going to be quiet anymore, a new kind of grit taking hold of her life all thanks to her anger towards Shawn, not that she'd ever admit it. Apart of her is not ready for him to listen. Not just because he’s a great artist with plenty of background in music but mostly because she can’t deal with his judgment anymore. She’s gotten too much of it in her life, too fed up. 

Especially when it came to dating. ‘Boys will never look at you romantically’, ‘you’re too masculine’, ‘you’re not feminine enough’, ‘who would date a woman who looks more like a man than her man?’ They all said. But she loved her voice, loved how unique it was compared to other musicians and didn’t mind male pronouns at all. She was done living by other peoples rules and expectations. “Let's warm up with Lock Me Up." She says to the musicians, smiling as the drums start with a heavy cadence. For a fleeting moment, she forgets all about Shawn's existence. 

“Time to listen, to my confession I’m much less than I wanted to be,  wanted to be.  You shine a light on my, dark side but you don’t care what you see. Overjoyed, Over you, Over night, That’s what you do Why don’t you lock me up  with joy and kisses Lock me up with love?” 

She kicks the microphone holder up to her hand, quickly attaching it to the stand in one fail swoop. The action makes both Andrew and Shawn gape. He sees it now, the same fire and passion Andrew first saw the night of her performance. An untapped potential, an energy that’s just waiting to burst. Hurt and hidden behind a wall of bad memories. He watches her, almost spell-bound as Olive sways back and forth, guitar in hand as she watched her friend flourish. A face filled with pride. 

When the chorus hits, all the musicians sport wide smiles, completely enjoying the borderline musical that’s taken shape in the studio. Shawn pulls out his phone to record the moment, one he doesn’t want to forget despite the tension between the two of them. She just looks so good he can’t help himself. She is so independent and in touch with herself, it takes his breath away. He posts the story to his Instagram and then saves the video for later.

When the song ends she’s already sweating and the adrenaline never comes to a stop. Her smile is bright, beautiful beyond anything Shawn’s ever seen and it’s absolutely contagious. He can’t withhold his cheeks from tightening. When he posts the video to his story, he doesn’t think much of it. (Y/n) wanders off to grab water and her phone blows up. Shawn Mendes tagged you. The notification popped up. It’s a video of her singing, a damn good one at that. Apart of her wants to be mad he posted without her permission but it wasn’t a big deal, didn’t think much of it until she scrolled down the comment section. There are the cute ones that she adores, the compliments that make her heart flutter. All of a sudden, her joy vanishes. Almost instantaneously the good is gone, ripped right out of her grip. 

“Don’t worry, ladies. There’s no way Shawn would go for someone who looks like that.” 

“Me: *laughing because Shawn would never find her or whatever she is attractive*”

“Diamond is hot and all but she’s not feminine enough for me.” 

“That’s cool that they’re friends. He’d never date her though, not looking like that anyway.” 

It was never about him. Sure he was a pain, also strange with his personality but she’d never hate him. But automatically assuming he’d never find her attractive because of her androgynous features broke her heart. Nobody knew how many people who had told her that exact same thing. “Your shoulders are just too broad.” They’d say. Or, “My friends give me shit because you look more like a guy than I do.” Or, “Why don’t you dress more like a guy? You are a guy right?” She tosses her phone to the side, a tear escaping from the corner of her right eye. The liquid seems to burn against her skin as a different kind of tired pain churns in her heart. Grabbing her book, she does the only thing she knows what to do best. The lyrics come like a tsunami, crashing down on her and she willing caves in, letting it consume her lungs entirely. When she’s done, a voice catches her attention. 

“So (Y/n), we’ve got big news for you.” Andrew says from the other room and it forces the young woman to get up from off the dirty floor. Shawn is long gone by the looks of it and there’s a pang of sadness in her chest, not that (Y/n) will admit it. She didn’t mind him watching her sing. “The VMAs is coming up in two weeks and they want you to be the main performance!” He says with a wide grin. Derek and Olive pat her shoulder with pride while her stomach churns with worry, along with a jumble of other emotions. “So I was thinking we could do ‘Hold Me Back’-” She shakes her head, cutting the older man off with a growing smile. “No. I’ve got a better idea. We do that and then a cover of a song.” She pauses for a moment as they start to bubble up in her head. “And I’ve got just the song.” 

Shawn’s P.O.V

When I got home, I hadn’t expected my sister to still be there. She said she had plans with some friends so it made me wonder as to why she was still present. “Hey Alliyah, whatcha still doin’ here? Thought you had plans?” She turned over her shoulder with a smile, one I knew all too well. “I’m hanging out with the girls later but until then I was catching up on some of Diamond’s feed.” Diamond? Oh no. She continued, “Oh my god, I can’t get over how pretty she is, I mean, she can pull it all off! And her VOICE! EEK! Have you listened to her music or talked to her much?! I saw her on your Instagram! Also, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU MET HER, YOU JERK!” I grab a drink and listen to her ramble on and on. But the more she spoke, the more I realized that’s how my fans spoke of me, this connection to music to artist to fans. And my baby sister was apart of that as much as anyone else. “Gooodddd, I would do anything to meet her!” And in an instant she went back to her phone, watching (Y/n) with a wide smile. In that moment, I knew I’d have to ask a huge favor. 

Your P.O.V

I’d been practicing all week for my performance, doing interview after interview and getting a custom made suit for the VMAs. The more I thought of it, the more giddy I became. This was the performance of a lifetime, something I’ve only dreamed of. Everything had been moving along together nicely until I ran into the one person I was trying to avoid for the rest of my life. Shawn. “Hey, (Y/n). Look-” He says, shyly. Fiddling with his jacket nervously. “I know I’ve been an awful person to you and I have no right to ask you of anything but my baby sisters birthday is coming up and uh- she really loves you and your music. Like a lot. I was wondering if you could perform for her on her birthday. Look, I’ll pay nicely and-” I sigh, ready for the conversation to be over with. “Sure. I’ll do it. Your sister sounds very nice.” I hate to admit that the grin on his face was nothing but contagious. “Thank you, thank you, thank you so much! That means so much to me-” 

I cut him off, accordingly. “I’m not doing this for you, Shawn. I’m doing this for your sister. And you don’t need to pay me. I don’t want your money. Just send me the details” I’m already up and out of the room before he can detest to any of the statements I’ve made. I won’t admit it, but it hurts. There’s a pang in my chest at the thought of us being friends and working together maybe. But after his awful first impression and continuous foul treatment, I didn’t see any point in putting effort in him. I get an email the next day about his house location and the plan for sneaking me and my team in unnoticed. The night comes sooner than I planned but I’m actually quite excited to meet Aaliyah and her friends. The more Geoff and Andrew talk about it, the easier it feels. It’s like a mini concert, a test run for the bigger thing down the line. This feels much more intimate though and I want this to be perfect. 

Andrew takes me and my team through the back, going completely unnoticed from the crowd. We pass a slit and I attempt to get a good view of what I’m working with. Maybe six girls, one of them wearing a birthday crown. They chat happily while the adults take their time to their chairs or stand off leisurely. My heart thumps in hopes to make Aalliyah happy and I ignore the fear that thumps lowly in the bottom of my stomach. This is for her. I watch as Shawn takes the microphone, catching everyone’s attention. My team is already set up behind the curtain, awaiting for his signal. “Hey everyone! I’m so happy you all could come to celebrate my baby sisters birthday. You’re getting so old, Liyah. Now it’s my time to give my present to you. Happy Birthday, sis. Hit it guys!” 

Third P.O.V

Shawn steps off the stage and (Y/n) takes the reigns. When he looks back at her, he nearly falls over from her beauty. Aalliyah and her friends scream louder than anyone would have predicted and Shawn couldn’t help but chuckle. The guitar begins and Shawn can’t keep his eyes off her. “Happy Birthday, Aalliyah. This is for you.” She says softly and his sister giggles along with her friends. The young man doesn’t notice when she stops playing, too entranced by her voice to focus on much of anything that’s not her. She puts down her guitar and makes her way over to the young girls, greeting them first before the rest of the room that only seems to gravitate towards her. “Who’s that, sweetheart? She has a lovely voice.” Shawn’s mother says to him, pulling his attention away from her for the first time that night. 

“Oh! That’s (Y/n) (Y/L/N), also known as Diamond. She’s a new up and coming singer that Aalliyah loves. Andrew’s her new manger so we see each other often.” The woman taps her head, eyes wide. “Oh! I heard her on the radio the other day! I thought it was a man singing but goodness gracious she has the voice of an angel. That’s very sweet of you to get your sisters favorite singer to perform for her birthday.” He smiled down at her before glancing back at the long androgynous figure that’s captured everyone’s attention. The girls get together for a group photo and Shawn’s heart flutters at the sight of Aalliyah almost crying with happiness while her idol grins down at her. “Are you gonna introduce us or do you think Alliyah will beat you to it?” His dad asks him and before he could answer, his little sister ran up to their parents with a smile that seemed to outstretch her face. 

“Mom, Dad, this is (Y/n) (Y/L/N), also known as the one and only Diamond.” (Y/n) blushed crimson as she shook their hands. Her voice was enchanting, smooth and warm like honey. “It’s an honor to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Mendes. I thank you both for giving me the opportunity to perform for you guys, especially for such a momentous occasion.” The young woman towers both his parents and yet she makes them feel warm and comfortable. “You have an incredible voice, my dear.” Shawn’s dad says with a smile that (Y/n) know’s is genuine. They chat for a while and his mom seems to have latched onto the younger woman, refusing to let go as they down wine and laugh. Everyone migrates to her and Shawn feels a pang of jealousy, not wanting to share her to the world. Their eyes catch across the room and (Y/n) excuses herself from the group to meet him. 

Before they reach one another Harry Styles grazes her elbow catching her attention. (Y/n) can’t help but smile up at the gorgeous man. “Hello love, names Harry.” She introduces herself and she can’t seem to pull herself away from his intoxicating nature and suave. “You didn’t! Oh my god!” He laughed as she grazed his shoulder, continuing the story. “I did! Oh my gosh, she was so pissed the rest of the night..” Harry giggled loudly, scooting closer to her frame until they were inches apart. “I have to head out but I’d love to continue this conversation sometime. Maybe in a more comfortable setting.” The young woman smiled before exchanging numbers with the handsome singer. He pressed his plump lips to her cheeks and (Y/n) couldn’t help but swoon before meeting up with Shawn. 

“Thank you for tonight. My sister is gonna remember this for the rest of her life.” He says quietly, leaning against the railing as he glanced back at her flushed cheeks. Shawn noticed her third glass of wine had made her a little soft. The action is distinct since their love / hate relationship. She actually looks at ease. “Thank you for giving me the opportunity. She’s a very good kid. I enjoyed it a lot and your parents seem lovely. I uh- I came to say goodbye. My team and I are leaving for the night since I need to be up early for interviews and such. See you later, Shawn.” He watches her almost in a trance, bidding his family farewell. That night he only thought of her. 

Things felt different. Maybe they always were different. (Y/n) couldn’t stop thinking about how Shawn looked last night. How pink his cheeks were and how plump his lips became the longer she drank. Must be the alcohol.. She thought stupidly to herself. She knew it wasn’t anything she had that night to make her think such unholy thoughts. The way his shirt was almost too tight for his toned body. He looked like a god and his chocolate brown eyes made her knees weak, not that she’d ever tell him. That morning she grabbed her lyric book and followed Andrew out to the car, listening intently to her schedule for the day. In between the car rides, she jotted new lyrics and hummed different ideas to her crew who nodded along happily. Five interviews back to back, they had finally returned back to the hotel, taking picture after picture with fans. 

The young woman was more than thrilled to be alone for a little while before her phone buzzed. Groaning, she answered it with a fake tone. “Hello?” A honey like chuckle respond on the other line, a voice that was so distinct it made her shiver. “Hello love, miss me? I was wondering if you wanted to get together tonight if you were free?” (Y/n) grinned from cheek to cheek before replying calmly despite the fact her heart was beating out of her chest. “Uh- yeah! I’d love to! Dinner at your place or what were you thinking?” He chuckled lowly, eliciting a shiver of anticipation. “You’re brilliant ya know that. That’s exactly what I was thinking. I’ll pick you up at eight, love. And sweetheart, dress like yourself.” He hung up swiftly and the young woman pondered before smiling. 

Your P.O.V

I had tried on ten different outfits, one looking worst than the last. “Ughhh, I don’t know what to do!” I huffed, obviously anxious and worried for the date, which is in an hour.. Olive ransacks my closet, cussing. “Damn girl, you’ve got clothes for days! We can find something that’ll work.” Before I know, she pulls out a button up, jeans and a bad-ass brown leather jacket. I nod in approval before changing, heart thumping out of my chest. And before I knew it, his car pulled up with a loud brake screech. “Go get ‘em tiger.” Olive said to me with two thumbs up. “You look gorgeous, love” He says smoothly and I can’t help but rake my eyes up and down his body. He looks absolutely sinful and I want a bite. “So what did you concoct tonight, darling.” I watch as the hairs on his arms raise, all because of me. 

We get back to his apartment which is beautifully lit with candles and there’s a strong aroma of pizza and vanilla candles. A strange but inviting scent that only pulls me further into his humble abode. “Make yourself comfortable, love. I’ll grab the food. You pick a movie.” I take off my jacket and scroll through a few movies until I settle on one that satisfies us both. After a few minutes, he lowers the volume so we can talk. “So what exactly are you looking for? You’re a performer. You understand how hard it is for people to communicate and make relationships so what are you looking for?” He sighs, leaning into me and I feel myself tense with excitement as he mutters, eyes bright and entrancing. “I’m just looking for someone who could keep me warm at night though something down the line would be lovely.” 

I gulp and take a leap of faith. “What are you doing tonight then?” I expect him to pull away in disgust or react negatively as most usually do but when he pulls in closer, resting his hands between my thighs, my breath hitches. “You, hopefully.” Our eyes connect again and I do the unthinkable. I press my lips to his roughly and moan when he does the same for me. His large hands are everywhere, tugging and pulling me closer to him. “How ‘bout we take this to the bedroom, baby-girl?” I nod against his lips before kissing down his neck. The lower I go, the louder he groans. “Fuck, (Y/n)..” He grabs my hand, tugging me into the other room. We giggle and kiss one another on the way, easing whatever nervousness I possessed before. I rip open his shirt and press thick kisses along his skin, smirking as he moans. All of a sudden he turns me over grinding his lower region against mine and I can’t help but cuss lowly against his ear. “You like that, baby-girl. Fuck, I can’t wait to ravish you..” 

The next morning I awake before him and leave a note on the table. Had a great time. Hope we can do this again. Sorry I had to dip. My manager called last minute. Until next time, love ;) I slip out of his apartment like a spy, attempting to be as incognito as possible. My whole face is covered and my movements are precise as I slip into the studio completely unnoticed. Olive, Derek, Andrew and a few of my other friends are there. And.. unfortunately Shawn. Olive and Derek are looking down and nobody makes eye contact with me except for Andrew and Shawn who both look pissed. “W-What’s wrong guys?” Shawn’s gaze drifts down to my neck before turning away, almost in disgust. “This is what’s wrong..” Andrew says with an exhausted sigh before showing me pictures on Twitter. They’re of last night.. Clear pictures of Harry and I kissing.. 

(I hope you guys liked it! PLEASE COMMENT!) 

[queenofthyme]

85 Questions

Tagged by @laborinquena (❤️)

Rules: Answer 85 questions then tag as many as you’d like!

Tagging: no-one because tagging groups of people makes me anxious (rules says as many as I like so I am not cheating on a technicality okay)

Putting it all under a read more so you don’t have to read my crap. I don’t know why I did this. i never do these. reminds me of myspace. I’m procrastinating I guess. please tread kindly. 

THE LAST

1. drink: water (sorry I’m boring but I’m not drinking pina coladas in the afternoon) 2. phone call: the love of my life to confirm what we were eating for lunch - this was a vital conversation 3. text message: the love of my life still about lunch - again, I stress this was VITAL 4. song you listened to: listening to this right now, don’t judge. listen to it 5 times and then come back to me 5. time you cried: two days ago. It was WINDY okay, got some sadness in my eye but I promptly flicked it away. 6. dated someone twice: lol nah once you out, you OUT. 7. kissed someone and regretted it: I mean my first kiss was gross and my third boyfriend was gross but can’t regret as all the grossness led me to the current love of my life. 8. been cheated on: YAS MAYBE TWICE. MY FIRST BOYFRIEND AFTER LIKE TWO WEEKS OF DATING. Like seriously? And my third boyf denies but I strongly suspect. So I don’t really know which one would be the ‘last’. Oh well. I mean, i don’t get it I’m hot as hell. 9. lost someone special: no. I’ve been lucky up to now. 10. been depressed: never 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: don’t remind me. last time was spiced rum. I think it’s always spiced rum. 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS

12.

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14. Stop making me pick I love them all

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. made new friends: my drarry friends ❤️ 16. fallen out of love: nuh-uh my love is forever 😉 17. laughed until you cried: yeah all the time. just throw a yellow or green balloon at me and i’m down for the count. 18. found out someone was talking about you: i don’t know and i don’t care. I mean actually like please talk about me? it’s all I’ve ever wanted.  19. met someone who changed you: yes in the sense that everybody changes you if we’re being poetic but no in the sense that I am a fully formed unstoppable force  20. found out who your friends are: lol maybe I should have done this in high school. I think I’m past the petty stuff. some people don’t like me because I never leave the house but my friendship isn’t defined by how many times we sit next to each other untalking in the movies or every event I show up to and make small talk with people for a couple of wasted hours. sorry not sorry.  21. kissed someone on your facebook list: the love of my life of course. fun fact: before we even acknowledged each other’s existence apart from being school mates we coincidentally became friends on facebook on valentine’s day - three/four years later and we started dating lol. Is it fate? (no, it’s a coincidence obviously but it’s cute shut up)

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them. but i don’t speak to literally any of them except my family and the love of my life lmao. 23. do you have any pets:

24. do you want to change your name: planning to make a new name when my partner and I marry. I’m not telling sorry.  25. what did you do for your last birthday: games with the family. that’s my ideal time. 26. what time did you wake up: 10am but to be fair dayight savings just started or ended (i don’t care) so I lost an hour of sleep somewhere in the night. fuck you daylight savings. 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping. I think. I hope. 28. name something you can’t wait for: to see Jodie Whittaker as the first female Doctor Who 💜💜 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: Easter? (Parents live interstate I’m not a monster) 31. what are you listening to right now: this is a little embarrassing but I’m now listening to this. again, don’t judge until you’ve listened to it 5 times. 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: um YES. Literally everyone is named Tom? I’ve spoken to like countless Toms in my lifetime. 33. something that is getting on your nerves: did I mention daylight savings SUCKS? 34. most visited website: Tumblr OBVIOUSLY. I am loyal. 35. hair colour: brown. boring. next q. 36. long or short hair: neither. you can’t fit me into your binary. I mean I guess it’s inbetween ok. 37. do you have a crush on someone: the love of my life OBVIOUSLY. But if we’re talking celebrity crushes, right now it’s J-Hope and Halsey but of course it will always be Lana Del Rey and Tom Felton 38. what do you like about yourself: most everything except my crippling fears and lack of passion (i’m being dramatic I love myself don’t worry) 39. want any piercings: i mean I never wear earrings in my pierced ears anymore because I’m too lazy so no point adding to it 40. blood type: A+ because I aced the test. 41. nickname: call me whatever you want I guess. 42. relationship status: A day less than 59 months in a relationship with the love of my life. 43. zodiac: that’s telling. the scorpion one of course. why of course? I don’t know. just go with it. 44. pronouns: She/Her 45. favourite tv show: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, SKAM, Doctor Who, Avatar The Last Airbender, Veronica Mars, Parks and Recreation, Yuri! On Ice, No. 6, Broadchurch, True Beauty, The Mole, Battlestar Galatica, The Real Housewives of Melbourne, Firefly and NATHAN FOR YOU. Please watch Nathan For You. PLEASE. You will not regret it. 46. tattoos: nada I am allergic to pain. 47. right or left handed: Right 48. surgery: nope. luckily. 49. piercing: ears. i am a boring person. 50. sport: NONE. EVER. NO. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME WATCH IT EVER I WILL CRY FROM BOREDOM. I mean maybe like dance or gymnastics is okay to watch.  51. vacation: vacation what? like do I want to go? or when I last went or what? these questions ARE NOT CLEAR. I don’t like travel. My favourite vacation would be time off work and then I’d just stay at home. 52. pair of trainers/converse: okay im assuming favourites. I don’t own any good shoes. I hate shoes. But I hate not wearing shoes more. I have these cool black shoes with rainbow platforms on them does that count as trainers lol? what does trainers mean!!!!??

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: more general eating!?!?!?!? What do you mean? The last thing I ate was lemon and herb chips if that’s what you mean. 54. drinking: pina coladas of course. (i lie)  55. I’m about to: WRITE DRABBLES like im supposed to be doing right now. 56. waiting for: lasagne for dinner ooooooooh yeah 57. want: my daylight saving hour that was stolen from me last night back. 58. get married: when it’s legal. get your fucking act together Australia. 59. career: boring. don’t care. don’t want. i just keep floating through promotions and pay rises. Hopefully I can just do that until i am earning billions of dollars. that’s my only ambition.

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: Hugs 61. lips or eyes: i mean ew idk. I hate floating unattached body parts. it’s a bit creepy. 62. shorter or taller: as in partner wise? don’t care, don’t give a shit.  63. older or younger: again, don’t give a shit but i’m obviously not going to be dating anyone much younger than me as they wouldn’t be of age.  64. nice arms or nice stomach: oh boring this seems like it is about muscles. I don’t care about muscles sorry. next. pass. 65. hook up or relationship: relationship only because I’m in one. also hooking up with people is awkward and scary and you can’t take a shit in their house. 66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant. I ain’t no troublemaker I SWEAR.

HAVE YOU EVER

67. kissed a stranger: nah i don’t like kissing someone if I don’t know the last time they brushed their teeth was. sorry i have issues. 68. drank hard liquor: yah and imma do it again bitch. 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i mean my costume harry potter glasses im constantly losing in storage lol 70. Turned someone down: YES AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN. HE MADE ME FEEL GUILTY ABOUT FRIEND-ZONING HIM AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND AT ALL NOW. YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF. 71. sex on the first date: nope didn’t get to do any dating past 17 because I’ve been gladly stuck in a monogamous relationship. 72. broken someone’s heart: so I’ve heard but I’m sure they’re fine. 73. had your heart broken: not really. I’ve been dumped once but luckily my heart is made of ice. 74. been arrested: no. they haven’t found the body yet. 75. cried when someone died: yep. 76. fallen for a friend: I had a crush on literally everyone I ever met in high school so yes LMAO.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: I mean lame but yes. I exist. 78. miracles: nah mate. 79. love at first sight: NOOOOO NEVER. STOP THIS NONSENSE. 80. santa claus: no. but i wish he was real.  81. kiss on the first date: yeah do what you like. 82. angels: not at all. sorry judas. or whatever the names of angels are. sorry i don’t know my bible and folklore.

OTHER

83. current best friend’s name: that would be the love of my life whose name I am not revealing for reasons that would be clear if you knew me and my partner (but you will never know I guess sorry eek) 84. eye colour: wow what a great second last question. so intense and revealing. mother fuckin brown. 85. favourite movie: The Harry Potter movies obviously. I’m not a barbarian. 

I guess now you know the true me. brown eyes. you know my soul now. use it wisely. don’t judge me because of the kpop vids. just watch them. yah. anyhow. can’t believe you read this. enjoy your life and all.

[jack-irallie]

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. 

I was tagged by @geothefafa

🍒LAST🍒 Last drink: Black Tea

Last phone call: I called my mom to ask if the extra tator tots in the freezer were up for grabs, long story short, delicious 

Last text message:  Confirmation for sending in a scholarship form

Last song you listened to: uhhh *checks phone* Hymn by Kesha

Last time I cried: I got frustrated after having sleep paralysis for like the third time in two weeks (kill me)

🍒HAVE YOU EVER🍒 Dated someone twice: no

Been cheated on: *sighs* yeeeepppp

Kissed someone and regretted it: I’ve never kissed anything but a pillow *sweats nervously*

Lost someone special: yeah but 9/10 times it was for the better in the long run

Been depressed: all day erry day

Been drunk and thrown up: I’m a baby that tried drinking once, freaked out, and downed a bunch of water, so no

🍒IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU🍒 Made a new friend: met @averageordinarysuperhuman about six months ago, he’s the best, love you bro <3 (Also @crusheramaris , you’re one cool friend *thumbs up*)

Fallen out of love: twice

Laughed until you cried: every time I hang out with @geothefafa​

Met someone who changed you: @averageordinarysuperhuman , you’ve brought out all the best things in me my dude

Found out who your true friends were: I hope all my friends are true cause I love them all

Found out someone was talking about you: um I don’t think so? That’s good

🍒GENERAL🍒 How many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: my best friends @geothefafa and @paramore-sparks

Do you have any pets?: My brother has some fish, and we have two family guniea pigs (though I’ve learned I’m not very good with small animals whoops)

Do you want to change your name?: My birth name is Hayley, and while I go by Jack now, I do still need to change it legally

What time did you wake up this morning?: Around 7 am to help with cleaning the house

What were you doing last night?: Pass out at like nine, wake up a couple of hours later from sleep paralysis, calm myself down, and then go back to sleep.

Name something you cannot wait for: when @averageordinarysuperhuman and I can finally live together

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Love Tom, feel bad for the dude for never being able to catch that damn mouse

What’s getting on your nerves right now?: Myself for being too jittery to focus on anything productive

Blood type: Red

Nickname: uhhhh I don’t have one tbh...wait. DOORMAN

Relationship status: Wishful for the future with the biggest crush on a certain someone <3

Zodiac sign: Pisces

Pronouns: he/him

Favorite tv show: A tie between Spongebob and Superjail

College: a yearish away from an associates in psychology

Hair color: dark brown that some people mistake for black (I remember thinking it was the coolest thing as a kid though, cause I found a hair dye in the store that was exactly the same color as mine)

Do you have a crush on someone: HMM I WONDER *sweats even more nervously*

What do you like about yourself: I’ve always loved my hair. And the fact that I’m a dude, that too. But honestly, even though I don’t like myself too much, I’m learning. Remember “who changed you?” That was more meaning a change of perspective of myself. I’ve learned to love myself more because they don’t care about my imperfections, they even like my weird quirks, and always comfort me when I’m feeling down about myself.

🍒FIRSTS🍒

First surgery: I was a tumor baby, does that count?

First piercing: I got ear piercings as a younging, only for them to get infected, and I had to take them out. And I never tried again, thank goodness. My ears are happy and unpierced. 

First sport you joined: My parents wanted to me to join the soccer team that my aunt ran when I was little, but it was hell 0/10 do not recommend. 

First vacation: Wales, England for my sixth birthday (I wanna go back bruh)

Eating: First...food? What does this even mean? That titty milk I guess

Drinking: (gonna assume this means first alcohol) We already went over this

I’m about to: fuck it, probably go to sleep

Listening to: silence

Want kids: *punts kids into sun*

Get married: marriage is super important to me, but nothing big. A small thing and then off to a honeymoon in Japan

Career: I’m working towards being a therapist, but right now, I’m a bum with no job lol

🍒WHICH IS BETTER🍒

Lips or eyes: Eyes if being romantic, lips if being sexy

Hugs or kisses: Both, lazy cuddles with pecks on my neck

Shorter or taller: Considering my crush, smoll is adorable

Older or younger: Older, but not too much older (though I love age gaps in fictional romantic stories)

Romantic or spontaneous: hopeless romantic but super shy

Sensitive or loud: I'm a super sensitive baby that needs to be protected at all costs

Hook up or relationship: bruh I don’t even want sex, so relationship, please

Troublemaker or hesitant: I can be a little shit tbh

🍒 HAVE YOU EVER 🍒

Kissed a stranger: I kissed a boy in second grade but I knew him so nah

Drank hard liquor: see the fact that I’m a baby from earlier

Lost glasses/contacts: I got them good eyes

Sex on first date:  I mean, I’d bang Danny Avadian in a heartbeat. But anyone else? Nah 

Broken someone’s heart: HHHHHhhhhhnnn I hope not but that’s personal

Been arrested: *authoritarian policeman* HEY

Turned someone down: not really actually

Fallen for a friend:  short answer: yep

🍒 DO YOU BELIEVE 🍒

In yourself: I’m learning to, but currently, not a lot

Miracles: When I started my period back in seventh grade, I didn’t have a pad and was on a field trip, but just decided to ignore it, and nothing bad happened. I only told my mom about my period the second time it happened. I think that’s a miracle. Oh and also meeting @averageordinarysuperhuman that too (lmao), and having other amazing friends

Love at first sight: nah, that’s just infatuation (either in a romantic or sexual sense), gotta get to know them to truly be in love 

Heaven: I’m not sure? I feel like our rationalizations of religion as a whole are just ways for humans to understand a concept that’s way too big for us to even start to wrap our brains around. It’s on such a higher level that it’s impossible. So, taking the concepts and dumbing them down, I do see how a place for souls to go when they die does make sense. Though, I believe in reincarnation so *shrugs*

Santa Claus: He was a real guy a long time ago, so yeah, technically. He seemed like such a sweet, old man :)

[gardenbiriety]

i got tagged in this...... ages ago..... and now that it’s like 2 weeks until my folio is due and i’m not even a third of the way thru my product (and abt 1/10 of the actual folio work - we have had the entire year to do it) i thought it would be a dank time to do it!!!!! whoo!!!!! 

THE LAST:  1. drink: a milo!!!!! a hot one bc i love that shit 2. phone call: a camping place to book in for after exams :))))) 3. text message: oh okay thank you!!! (like 50% of my texts are some variation of this lol) 4. song you listened to: shout out to my ex - little mix (rn) 5. time you cried: a while ago? like within a month but over a fortnight ago? 6. dated someone twice: never dated anyone lol 7. kissed someone and regretted it: ^^ 8. been cheated on: ^^ 9. lost someone special: when i was little??? 10. been depressed: yeah the boiiiiizzzzz 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: tbh my only crowning achievement is have a 2 standard drink limit and not having thrown up 

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: 12-14. orange, green, pastel purple 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:  15. made new friends: yeah m8 16. fallen out of love: idk u tell me pal  17. laughed until you cried: lots  18. found out someone was talking about you: yeS for like the first time ever (that i know of, people probs have before but this is the first time i found out lmao!!! i nut over drama tbh) 19. met someone who changed you: yuh 20. found out who your friends are: yuH 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: *dabs* i’m a legal adult and have only ever kissed relatives lol

GENERAL: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: pre much all  23. do you have any pets: one doggo jensen and one actually feral cat son bellamy 24. do you want to change your name: i fuCKING DID FUCK YEH M8 25. what did you do for your last birthday: got drunk outside with my friends and then got drunk outside with one friend and wanted to cry bc my family used one name in the happy bday song and all my friends used the other lol i want death  26. what time did you wake up: 6.30am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: trying to sleep?  28. name something you can’t wait for: b.a.p to come back to aus 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like an hour ago when i made her tea 30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: to either nto have anxiety or for my parents to accept my gay trans ass lol  31. what are you listening to right now:little mix!!! glory days album idk which song  32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: regrettably  33. something that is getting on your nerves: when ppl leave the fucking milk out and i get home from school and make a really fucking good milo (with a good milk / milo ratio) (and it’s the right temp if it’s hot) and then the milk is :)) fucking :))) off  34. most visited website: this fucking hellsite 35. mole/s:i don’t think i have any??? 36. mark/s: some scars on my knees, acne? 37. childhood dream: to be a scientist or a singer or in roller derby  38. hair colour: blonde but my brown roots are pre long now? 39. long or short hair: just touched my shoulder + undercut to like just above y ears  40. do you have a crush on someone: idk i have many feelings but idk what they mean lol  41. what do you like about yourself: nothing / jk i have really steady hands  42. piercings: first and seconds on my ears 43. blood type: b pos !!!!! i got a lil thing after i donated blood it was so cool!!!  44. nickname: 'dickhead’ nah jk i don’t really???  45. relationship status: single and ready for death   46. zodiac: taurus/sag/pisces 47. pronouns: they/them or none pls  48. favourite tv show: law and order svu? idk nonE WAIT AVATAR LAST AIRBENDER YES THANK  49. tattoos:none yet :(((( 50. right or left handed: right 51. surgery: i was born? other than that nuh uh 52. piercing: already? said? 53. sport: used to play netball, i also love roller skating so much btu idk if that counts 55. vacation: a lot to qld and yass (nsw) - once i went to america  56. pair of trainers: ??? i own a pair of blue sketchers????

MORE GENERAL: 57. eating: nothing 58. drinking: water 59. i’m about to: go to bed 61. waiting for: school to be fucking over 62. want: money to cover my punk ass until work starts again 63. get married: no  64. career: ??? be gay professionally 65. hugs or kisses: huGS 66. lips or eyes: lips?? 67. shorter or taller: oml wait these are meant for ppl u like lol uhm??? idc 68. older or younger: as long as it’s not a huge gap then i guess?  70. nice arms or nice stomach: just nice 71. sensitive or loud: idk whatever tbh 72. hook up or relationship: i’m too awks and ugly for hookups so 73. troublemaker or hesitant: idK 

HAVE YOU EVER:  74. kissed a stranger: noooooooooo 75. drank hard liquor: not by itself  76. lost glasses/contact lenses: dont’ have 77. turned someone down: ? maybe? 78. sex on the first date: nooo 79. broken someone’s heart: probably not  80. had your heart broken: dont thinks o 81. been arrested: nah m8 82. cried when someone died: yes 83. fallen for a friend: idk 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:  84. yourself: not really  85. miracles: not.... really...... what’ll happen will happen? 86. love at first sight: no but u can like them lots? 87. santa claus: ofc - i know how it feels to have ppl doubt ur existence to do the same thing would juSt be ruDe /s  88. kiss on the first date:w/ consent sure i mean i probs wouldnt but i’ve also never been on a date? 89. angels: sorry did u mean bang yongguk?

OTHER: 90. current best friend’s name: pheeb and jay!!! 91. eye colour: blue w yellow in the meddlie 92. favourite movie: ROAD TO EL DORADO 

lmao i guess i gotta tag now - @kookieman, @hyuneytea @dleighf have fun thanks for reading even one line of this 

[hehebread]

i got tagged by the lovely @missbelgium to do this ask meme. Thank you so much!! this was a nice distraction for the evening! i promise to do the rest very soon.

LAST

1. Drink: just a glass of water

2. Phone call: my dad

3. Text message: “third wheeling intensifies” that or “YOU HAVE ALL MY LOVE”. 

4. Song you listened to: Addicted To You by Avicii

5. Time you cried: Monday. you would think it was bc i had to go to work but no. it was “A Dog’s Purpose”. watched it late afternoon. made me cry like a baby.

HAVE YOU

6. Dated someone twice: nah cuz i never dated before. 

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: i … dont think so…

8. Been cheated on: nah fam.

9. Lost someone special: yes, i have. more than i’d like to admit. sometimes it was my fault, sometimes it wasnt, but it all hurt the same.

10. Been depressed: i fall in and out of bad episodes. some days are more bearable than others. 

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: i dont drink lol.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS

12-14: uhhh thats a tough one. red and blue are my colors, but purple strikes a chord with me too.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. Made new friends: yesss, many!! here and irl. 

16. Fallen out of love: hhhh in a way i did. not with people but with ideas, concepts, and dreams.

17. Laughed until you cried: ye s tahnk god

18. Found out someone was talking about you: um yeah for sure, but its nothing im not used. it happens y’know. 

19. Met someone who changed you: i did actually. in the most subtle and discreet way. the thing is, i got close to so many people in the past year and just started picking up on their little quirks and mannerisms. and suddenly im swearing in spanish. puta madre  i outta be ashamed 

20. Found out who your friends are: sadly yah. wasnt too thrilled. 

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: my parents?????

GENERAL

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them. thats why i semi-ditched fb. 

23. Do you have any pets: YESS!! three chickens and a rooster. two lovebirds. we used to have an african gray but we gave it away to grandma to keep her company. we also have this rat who’d been living in our garage for a while now. dunno if that counts.

24. Do you want to change your name: i kinda do. but i feel like i got too attached to it at this point.

25. What did you do for your last birthday: a few of my lovely flatmates and I went out for crepes. got many happy birthday wishes that day. I was on my own most of it but thats okay.

26. What time did you wake up: fucking 5:52am.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: probably not sleeping. why u ask?

28. Name something you can’t wait for: …………………………………. havent looked forward to anything in a very long time. maybe deadpool. no clue.

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: a few hours ago.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: if i could, i’d give myself a better childhood. 

31. What are you listening to right now: Home We’ll Go by Walk off the Earth

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: probably. my memory is shit at remembering stuff like that tho.

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: some of my colleagues utter inability to communicate their feelings or concerns. my utter inability to communicate my feelings or concerns.

RANDOM INFO ABOUT YOURSELF

35. Mole/s: two on my right palm. one on my left palm. another on the back of my neck. one higher in my forehead, and two others in places that shall not be named.

36. Mark/s: stretch marks around my thighs.

37. Childhood dream: a younger (and much happier) version of me wanted to become a neurosurgeon or a heart surgeon. idk about that anymore tho.

38. Hair color: ver y dark black.

39. Long or short hair: pretty long. down to my lower back. two years ago it used to not reach down to my chin. i keep changing my hair style quite a lot.

40. Do you have a crush on someone: uuhhh yeah kinda but im hopeless everything is hopeless.

41. What do you like about yourself: umm tough one. my perseverance, probably. 

42. Piercings: two in one ear and one in the other. might get more.

43. Blood type: O+

44. Nickname: Raz is actually my nickname, or rather, the english equivalent of it.

45. Relationship status: orders meal for two to have leftovers for later.

46. Zodiac: Aries

47. Pronouns: she/her or they/them but really it doesnt matter to me that much. anything goes.

48. Favorite TV Show: is this a good place to say i love drake&josh

49. Tattoos: nada

50. Right or left hand: right-handed 

51. Surgery: on my gums. 5 yrs ago.

52. Hair dyed in different color: i used to dye it with henna.

53. Sport: track & field all the way. i dont do it anymore but id love to. 

55. Vacation: yesss i love vacations. would love to travel around some more.

56. Pair of trainers: sketchers.

MORE GENERAL

57. Eating: nothin. i should go get some melon.

58. Drinking: water

59. I’m about to: go get melons. or go out for dinner in like two hours.

61. Waiting for: a sense of purpose or fulfillment in life… that or my fave author to update.

62. Want: my sister’s blueberry muffins.

63. Get married: maybe platonically but otherwise nah.

64. Career: im hoping to become a doctor. hoping.

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: HUGS. ALL KINDS OF THEM. but cheek/head/forehead kisses are also very very pleasant.

66. Lips or eyes: …eyes.

67. Shorter or taller: shorter. i dont like looking up.

68. Older or younger: than who?? than what?? 

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice muscular arms. on ladies. yes.

71. Sensitive or loud: loud for sure. i love people with energy.

72. Hook up or relationship: umm neither? but if i hadta choose then a relationship.

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker. life’s too short.

HAVE YOU EVER

74. Kissed a stranger: as a greeting. yes.

75. Drank hard liquor: oh, no.

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: to this day, no I have not, thank goodness.

77. Turned someone down: admittedly, yes.

78. Broken someone’s heart: i sure hope not.

79. Had your heart broken: yea </3

80. Been arrested: heavens no. not yet.

81. Cried when someone died: yes

82. Fallen for a friend: ……………………………………………..yea

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

83. Yourself: i try. i really do.

84. Miracles: ofc

85. Love at first sight: not really. that just doesnt happen. love needs time, patience, and hard work. 

86. Santa Claus: hahaha nooooo. i dont celebrate the holidays.

87. Kiss on the first date: shrugs

OTHER:

89. Eye colour: dark brown

90. Favorite movie: for a very very long time, it was shrek, but then the memes happened so 

I tag @wandschrankheld @awkwardslytherin and @snark-sniper and @of-pasta-and-potatoes. you guys dont have to do it ofc. but if you do, pls tage me!! i’d love to see it.

[gawayne-replies]

91 Questions

Oh lord. Thank you @selkatha​ for tagging me in this!

THE LAST – 1. Drink: Water
 2. Phone call: My dad trying to get me to fix the internet 3. Text message: "'A tomato was a foodstuff that could be thrown.'" (a quote from Wookieepedia) 4. Song I listened to: "The Battle Of Gall" by Joel McNeely 5. Time you cried: Monday at 4 am, reading the Kanan comic

HAVE YOU EVER –
 6. Dated someone twice: No
 7. Been cheated on: No 8. Kissed someone and regretted it: I guess but not really in the way you're thinking 9. Lost someone special: Not really 10. Been depressed: Always 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: No

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS –
 12. Vantablack 13. Regular black 14. Dark red

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU –
 15. Made new friends: I guess, sorta? 16. Fallen out of love: I’ve never fallen in love so that would be difficult 17. Laughed until you cried: About once a week in math class 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah, but in a pretty neutral way 19. Met someone who changed you: I started watching Rebels. So yes 20. Found out who your true friends were: Sure, I suppose

MORE – 
 21. Kissed someone on your facebook? Don't have a Facebook, would never kiss someone who has a Facebook 22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life? None, don't have Facebook 23. Do you have any pets? Two cats, Leeloo (mine) and Snowpaw (my sister's) 24. Do you want to change your name? Yeah, I guess, idk 25. What did you do on your last birthday? Literally nothing 26. What time did you wake up? 12:30 pm 27. What were you doing at midnight? "Writing" 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Bubble tea 29. When was the last time you saw your mother? Like two hours ago 30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? No more mental illness 31. What are you listening to right now? The Office 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Probably? 33. Something that is getting on your nerves? The stupid post I have to do on my other blog 34. Most visited site: Either this one or Wookieepedia

SCHOOL – 
 35. Elementary: Alternating years of Good and Hell. So much fuckin snow like that's my clearest memory. So much snow. A mostly-functional education system, that was nice. I went to like five different schools and each had something worth talking about but that'll take too long. (One of them practiced paganism, as it turns out). I moved in the middle of it. Just a very dense time in my life. Too much happened. 36. Middle: Mostly blank. I remember like three things and the rest is a blur of anxiety and dissociation. This is about when I realized that teachers don't actually know stuff, especially if you choose to hire teachers who don't know stuff. 37. High: So far, dislikeable. About half my teachers hate me cause I never do work and the others think I'm a model student (hint: no). I never have to take gym again, though, so naturally I replaced it with philosophy. I can now tell you exactly when the sun rises every morning, thanks J-block band. The third floor became gay this year. 38. College: I'm thinking Waterloo right now, but who knows I might just die instead? I'll probably study either chemistry, astrophysics, writing or music, or philosophy or maths. Who knows?

ME – 
 39. Hair color: Pink, but it'll be mint by next week 40. Long or short hair? Quite short 41. Do you have a crush on someone? Never 42. What do you like about yourself? About half my brain 43. Piercings? Just ears 44. Blood type: AB+ I think 45. Nickname: Occasionally Sherlock, but I mostly get called Daddy Binks these days (or Long Beef Binks, or Daddy Long Beef) (don't ask, you don't want to know). Some people call me Obi on occasion, which doesn't actually come from Obi-Wan as one would expect 46. Relationship status: Single 47. Zodiac sign: Virgo 48. Pronouns: I use she/her but I honestly don't care, as I recently found out 49. Favorite TV show(s): Brooklyn 99, Rebels, Clone Wars, Arrested Development, Parks & Rec 50. Tattoos: Nope 51. Right, ambidextrous, or left-handed? Right-handed

FIRST – 
 52. Surgery: Nope 53. Piercing: Ears 54. Sport: Climbing, since I was 3 55. Vacation: Texas? That wasn't really a vacation per say but we never go on vacation 56. Pair of trainers: Well I'm sure I had one, probably, but what does this want? They were probably blue?

CURRENT – 
 57. Eating: Nothing 58. Drinking: Nothing
 59. I’m about to: Eat, practice, work on stuff 60. Listening to: The Office

FUTURE – 
 61. Waiting for: Death. Or bubble tea 62. Want: Bubble tea, and death 63. Married: Nah 64. Career: Idfk. Either something to do with space, something to do with science, both, something to do with writing or something to do with music.

YOUR TYPE – 
 65. Hugs or kisses? Hugs, but those are also generally bad 66. Lips or eyes? Eyes. Unless the lips are playing something really cool 67. Shorter or taller? Idc 68. Older or younger? Romantically, I'm guessing? My age would be better? 69. Nice arms or nice stomach? I don't give a shit 70. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive, I guess. Just not loud 71. Hook-up or relationship? Neither, preferrably 72. Troublemaker or hesitant? Hesitant 73. Kissed a stranger? Depends on your definition of stranger 74. Drank hard liquor? Nope, so far I only like white wine 75. Lost contact lenses/glasses? Don't have them 76. Turned someone down? I don't think so. If I have I can't remember 77. Sex on first date? Nah 78. Broken someone’s heart? Doubt it 79. Had your heart broken? Not romantically 80. Been arrested? No 81. Cried when someone died? All the Jedi at the end of ROTS. Jacen Solo. Chewie. And my dog. That should have gone first, I'm thinking. 82. Fallen for a friend? Nah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN – 
 83. Yourself? Only at 5:30 in the morning
 84. Miracles? Not really 85. Love at first sight? No 86. Santa Claus? No
 87. Kiss on first date? Sure, whatever 88. Angels? No

OTHER – 
 89. Current best friend’s name: Holly 90. Eye color: Blue/grey 91. Favorite movie: Rogue One, ROTS, Planet of the Apes, Megamind, Star Trek: Beyond

Alright, I'm gonna tag @kenobi-and-barnes, @classy-mantis-shrimp, @crazy-tracyn, @freya-emrys, and anyone else who wants to (seriously you can if you want, I just can't think of people rn).